After reading this, I believe some minds will be saying "Ellehh **** tak pernah bercinta / couple / whatever word you use, memang la kata macam tu". Well it's true I never been in a relationship before and Ive heard and saw a few "loving" couples. They're among my good friends & family too. Hehe I don't want to be what I write below. Apply this on "love" before marriage eh :)
1. 24/7 either the guy or the girl mesti sibuk gila nak tahu where is the spot that the partner is breathing. SMS and call like every second right.. So weird man. Even your momma who loves you like no one has ever love you before doesn't do that! Get a life wehhh. Siap tanya dengan siapa, buat apa, kat mana. Tanya sekali masa awal pagi tu dah la kan. Every hour nak tanya, macam bapa gila apa, takde life ke korang. Bazir masa je bagi commitment macam tu cause it's not like God will punish you if you dont report every moment to your partner before marriage.
2. Tak reply SMS or pick-up phone marah macam partner kau tu botakkan kepala kau je kan. HELLO life isnt about SMS-ing or picking up your phone!! Life is life. Takde life, macam mana "relationship" korang sebelum kahwin tu nak improve. Takde life, tak belajar pape, macam mana "relationship" nak improve. Haiyooo give space to each other la wehh. Kalau asyik nak reply SMS or pick-up phone je, nak cerita apa? Cerita cara muka korang kutip habuk setiap saat? :P
3. Lelaki / perempuan lain SMS or call kata rindu or whatever, heboh marah perang macam pasangan kau tu ceroboh rumah korang je kan. Ingat korang yang in a "relationship" je ke boleh ada perasaan rindu dan boleh saling SMS dan call? Kawan lama yang beza jantina text kata "I miss you" je pun dah kepoohh. Tak boleh ke rindu kawan? Korang tak pernah rindu kawan ke? Hiisshh sedih la berpasangan dengan orang macam tu. Kalau dah kahwin takpe la kan, no choice cause you gotta work out those silly things because you've seriously promised to God in taking care of each other.
4. Keluar lepak dengan kawan lain jantina pun tak bagi? Hampehh betul la, ko ingat kawan dia tu nak sangat kat boyf / girlf kau. HAHAHAHA tak payah risau la kalau dah kata "cinta" & "trust" pasangan korang macam korang first time gunakan sifat saling mempercayai. Kan? Keep it cool.
5. Kawan beza jantina bagi hadiah padahal takde special occasion pun nak bising bising? Mampus kawan dia la nak bagi apa. Kasih sayang ke, hadiah ke, racun ke, itu hak pasangan korang dengan kawan dia. When youre not married, you dont own them, let your partner learn what's life. Even if youre married pun you can't 100% control your spouse!! They've the rights to make decisions too.
6. Bila terserempak dengan kawan beza jantina masa tengah dating, korang tegur, pastu boyf / girlf korang marah. Ya ampunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tolong lah!!! Tak seronok ke dapat girlf / boyf yang tak sombong, peramah & baik dengan kawan?
7. K k k ni lagi kelakar ni. Insist to display about your relationship in the online social pages(myspace, facebook, twitter, etc). And kalau tak letak photo or nama, korang akan cam tension and rasa tidak dihargai. EEEEEE geli nak mampus!! If you love a person, don't take his / her life but share your life with him / her. Kalau life korang huru-hara jangan la share kan, susahkan je tambah beban pasangan korang. HAHA.
8. Ni lawak gila ni. Ni selalunya rempit la kan. Pantang siod boyf bawa perempuan lain naik motor dia atau girlf naik motor dengan laki lain. Sorry la kan. But JIJIK aku dengar. HAHAHAHA yuuccckk!! Gross!! Naik motor je kot. Kalau dah memang gatal nak mengusik usik tu takyah naik motor pun takpe. Pelik pelik je la korang.
9. AHAAAA ni ramai kot pernah alami. Saling check handphone. ADUHHH kepingin sangat nak baca balik SMS korang? HAHA nak tahu sangat ya apa orang lain SMS pasangan korang? Apa kata masa jumpa tu korang abadikan untuk korang bermesra dan berseronok daripada menyibukkan mata & jari fokus pada handphone yang lebih murah dari "cinta" korang tu. Ke telefon tu adalah cinta korang? Haha. Baiklah stare to your partner rather than staring at the innocent mobile phone!
p/s hell bored
